The best Craigslist dog-walking ad I have ever seen (h/t Andrew Sargus Klein):
I WILL WALK YOUR DOG (Upper East Side)
Date: 2011-03-25, 5:04PM EDT
Are you going out of town with your post-divorce trophy-girlfriend to visit your slave ship collection in the Barbados?
Do you work for a corporation that received TARP money?
I AM YOUR DOG-WALKER.