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Intensity of Airplane Noises [Home-made GraphJam]

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As observed on my flight back from Haiti. According to statisticians*, shock resulting from flushing on-board toilets results in more fatalities than actual plane crashes every year.

*By statisticians, I mean I just made that up.

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My dream guy – open call

Today I fell down the YouTube rabbit hole of World of Warcraft videos and finally stumbled upon this gem:

It’s so good to be back in the US and have YouTube access again. If I had a dating site profile, this is what my ideal match would be, minus the pokemon reference. Talk nerdy to me!

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Jazzed kitties on the ‘nip

LOLz. Ok, we get it. The cats are high. Is that warping video effect really necessary? I suppose it does add a little je ne sais quoi.

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Scary-unbelievable [FOUND at the Internet Garage]

With the advent of Internet technologies supporting online methods of communication, I think it is safe to say that fax machines are becoming outdated, if they aren’t already completely obsolete. But still, certain archaic agencies require transmission through fax only – mostly insurance and government. That’s why I was baffled to find this item in the fax tray:

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For your convenience, I will transcribe the text below:

Some comments made to me by different individuals of all ages and both genders from around the world after they have seen me dancing (Manhattan between the hours of 11:00 PM and 4:00 AM) “Michael you give us hope for an enjoyable life at your age” “We want to be like you” “You are my idol” “I want to be your friend” “You are amazing” “I am honored to meet you and shake your hand” (An Asian bank executive bowing low). From an expensively dressed matron “You are awesome”. A young beautiful wife celebrating her 40th birthday crying happy tears “You did something for me tonight that changed my life-refused to let go of my hand and danced with me the rest of the evening not with her husband. “Michael, your eyes are scary-unbelievable” All of the above were on separate occasions.

[sic]…. obviously.

While Michael sounds like quite the individual, who must he fax these descriptions to? I can’t imagine that being a requirement of an insurance company OR the government. Why instead would he not just find the recipient and dance before them or record a YouTube video? What does Michael hope to gain by communicating such comments about his awesome nature? Job application? This would certainly get my attention if I were hiring and this was submitted as a cover letter. What would the position be? Dancer? Life coach?

So many questions, but I guess we’ll never know…

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Total eclipse of my restraint to not ROFL in public

This wins the Best Vid of My Life award — HANDS DOWN (for this week, it just keeps getting better).

Hat tip: S000000z

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Are you good at math? [Ask the IG staff!]

At the Internet Garage today I was showing my old manager a very interesting science-related online journal. He’s in a punk band, science isn’t really his thing, but he has always enjoyed musing about my intellectual prowess, so he started guessing what was next in line for me in my career path. ScienceBlogs to MathBlogs (?) perhaps.

B: Do you do math good?

Me: I do it well.

B: Really? Cross your arms.

Me: <<tentatively crosses arms and makes tough face>>

B: Yeah, see, you’re a left-side brain. Your left arm is in front. That means you’re good at math. See look at me. <<Crosses arms with right arm in front>> I suck at it.

Scientists, (Yeah you, Dan MacArthur) forget genetics. The arm-crossing test is clearly the way to predict the career paths of children.

Homer Simpson demonstrates the proof of this methodology.
Homer Simpson demonstrates the proof of this methodology.

Damn you, magic booze fairy!

Via Sam Brown’s Tumblr

I promise I will write about science when I get back from vacation though.

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LOL Comcast…

I just arrived in Ann Arbor and it is good to be back. One quick post before I leave my computer behind for a while:

Yesterday I sent out a mass text message telling all my friends who may still be in Ann Arbor that I will be here for 2 days and 2 days only. I got back some responses that made me giddy with anticipation, and then this:

You may be looking for Cole? He doesn’t have this number any more. If you see him, tell him Comcast is looking for him too.