Monthly Archives: March 2011

Unemployed Ivy Leaguer Will Walk Your Frou Frou Dog

The best Craigslist dog-walking ad I have ever seen (h/t Andrew Sargus Klein):

I WILL WALK YOUR DOG (Upper East Side)


Date: 2011-03-25, 5:04PM EDT

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HEY RICH-ASS DOG OWNERS:Are you at the office 23 hours a day in a coke-fueled effort to squeeze every last penny out of your 20s and 30s?

Are you going out of town with your post-divorce trophy-girlfriend to visit your slave ship collection in the Barbados?

Do you work for a corporation that received TARP money?

I AM YOUR DOG-WALKER.

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Johnny Mnemonic – loltastic

Woah, just WOAH 90s cyberpunk movies. Thank you Netflix, for recommending this gem to me. This movie/the original book was probably designed to cause people like me to stop and reevaluate our fantasies about cyber enhancement. What they need to do to have a shot at this is be as vague as possible with all descriptions of technology though so people don’t confuse their “cautionary tale” for a comedy. I don’t know what’s better: The premise of a brain implant designed to hold 80 Mb of data, that it maxes out when silly Keanu uploads 320 Mb causing “synaptic seepage,” Henry Rollins playing a neurosurgeon (???), or that the #1 hacker in the movie is a dolphin.

Oh, actually, it’s this scene:

That’s also what I think about when I’m alone, Keanu. Every minute.